Naughty SMS - Everything costs something SMS

Everything costs something & so does my message From today, I have decided to charge for my messages And the price is: “Your Smile” Hope...

Naughty SMS – Ladkiwale to Ladkewale SMS

Ladkiwale: Humko ladka pasand hai Shadi kab karni hai? Ladkewale: Abhi to ladka study kar raha hai. Ladkiwale: Humarai ladki kon si banda...

Naughty SMS – Catch her by waist & Bring her to your bed SMS

Catch her by waist… Bring her to your bed… Put your hands on her body… Then open her up… And… Sing… “Yeh hai Youngistan meri jaan, drink Pep...

Naughty SMS – Girl Friends are Injurious to wealth

Inspirational Dialog of the Day: Smoking is injurious to health And Girl Friends are injurious to wealth…

Naughty SMS – Saas Bahu SMS

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko Usse baith kar samjhaungi Tumhari kartut Bahu: Koi faida nahi Saas: Kyu? Bahu: Kyu ke tum baith k samjhaogi Aur m...

Naughty SMS – God to Devil SMS

God: I can’t be everywhere so I created MOTHER! Devil: I too can’t be everywhere so I created GirlFriends! God: Don’t worry I have create...

Friendship n Naughty SMS - Sache friend ki 3 nishaniyan SMS

Sache friend ki 3 nishaniyan: 1: Nawabjade kabhi phone nahi karte 2: Zaleel hans hans ke SMS padhte hain. 3: Jitni beizati ho jaye besharam ...

Naughty SMS - Krishan ke kadmo pe kadam badhaye chalo SMS

Krishan ke kadmo pe kadam badhaye chalo Ab murli nahi to siti bajaye chalo Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi Magar gopiyan to pataye chalo

Naughty SMS – 1 SMS ke badle 100 call kar du SMS

In ankhon se sapne churaya na karo Humare pyar ko tum ajmaya na karo Tumhare 1 SMS ke badle mein 100 call kar du Bas tum phone uthaya na kar...

Naughty SMS – Apni Naak saaf rakhna SMS

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakhna Mushkil samay mein bhi dosti ko yaad rakhna Humari yaado ki khushbu jarur ayegi tum bas apni na...

Naughty SMS - Sardar ji ka bura din SMS

Sardar ji ka bura din: Darwaja khola kundi haath mein Nal khola tooty haath mein Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein Ab dar rahe hain ki su su...

Naughty SMS - Choti si Love Story in a restaurant SMS

Choti si Love Story in a restaurant Boy: I love you Girl: I don’t Boy: Think again… Girl: No, I don’t Boy: Waiter bring separate bills ...

Naughty SMS – Girl to Pandit SMS

Girl to Pandit: Can I kiss a man? Pandit: Ram – Ram – Ram Girl: Can I kiss a boy? Pandit: Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Girl: Can I kiss yo...

Naughty SMS - Why does the pleasure of sex diminishes after marriage SMS

Ques: Why does the pleasure of sex Diminishes after marriage? Ans: Because, the realization hits you That you are in bed with a relative

Naughty SMS - Love me or hate me SMS

Love me or hate me Both are advantages If you love me I will be in your heart And If you hate me I will be in your mind So choice is yours W...

Naughty SMS - Log kehte hai ke SMS itna mat karo SMS

Log kehte hai ke SMS itna mat karo ki SMS ka bhoot sawar ho jaye Hum kehte hai SMS itna karo ki padhne wala sharm se SMS karne ko tayar ho j...

Naughty SMS - Aapko miss karna roj ki baat hai SMS

Aapko miss karna roj ki baat hai Yaa karna aadat ki baat hai Aapse dur rehna kismat ki baat hai but aapko jhelna bade himmat ki baat hai

Naughty SMS - Mera friend bhi languor hai SMS

Chand ko gurur hai Ki uske paas noor hai To kua? Mujhe bhi gurur hai Ki mera friend bhi langur hai…

Naughty SMS – Signboard outside a Pathology Clinic SMS

Signboard outside a Pathology Clinic: For you it may be your urine and stool But for us it is our bread and butter

Naughty SMS – A man was touching a lady SMS

A man was touching a lady in crowded bus… Lady turns and says: Bhai Sahab aap acha nahi kar rahe hain… Man replies: Sorry par itni bheed mei...