Face Funny SMS Book

Everything costs something & so does my message From today, I have decided to charge for my messages And the price is: “Your Smile” Hope...

Ladkiwale: Humko ladka pasand hai Shadi kab karni hai? Ladkewale: Abhi to ladka study kar raha hai. Ladkiwale: Humarai ladki kon si banda...

Catch her by waist… Bring her to your bed… Put your hands on her body… Then open her up… And… Sing… “Yeh hai Youngistan meri jaan, drink Pep...

Inspirational Dialog of the Day: Smoking is injurious to health And Girl Friends are injurious to wealth…

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko Usse baith kar samjhaungi Tumhari kartut Bahu: Koi faida nahi Saas: Kyu? Bahu: Kyu ke tum baith k samjhaogi Aur m...

God: I can’t be everywhere so I created MOTHER! Devil: I too can’t be everywhere so I created GirlFriends! God: Don’t worry I have create...

Sache friend ki 3 nishaniyan: 1: Nawabjade kabhi phone nahi karte 2: Zaleel hans hans ke SMS padhte hain. 3: Jitni beizati ho jaye besharam ...

Krishan ke kadmo pe kadam badhaye chalo Ab murli nahi to siti bajaye chalo Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi Magar gopiyan to pataye chalo

In ankhon se sapne churaya na karo Humare pyar ko tum ajmaya na karo Tumhare 1 SMS ke badle mein 100 call kar du Bas tum phone uthaya na kar...

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakhna Mushkil samay mein bhi dosti ko yaad rakhna Humari yaado ki khushbu jarur ayegi tum bas apni na...

Sardar ji ka bura din: Darwaja khola kundi haath mein Nal khola tooty haath mein Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein Ab dar rahe hain ki su su...

Choti si Love Story in a restaurant Boy: I love you Girl: I don’t Boy: Think again… Girl: No, I don’t Boy: Waiter bring separate bills ...

Girl to Pandit: Can I kiss a man? Pandit: Ram – Ram – Ram Girl: Can I kiss a boy? Pandit: Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Girl: Can I kiss yo...

Ques: Why does the pleasure of sex Diminishes after marriage? Ans: Because, the realization hits you That you are in bed with a relative

Love me or hate me Both are advantages If you love me I will be in your heart And If you hate me I will be in your mind So choice is yours W...

Log kehte hai ke SMS itna mat karo ki SMS ka bhoot sawar ho jaye Hum kehte hai SMS itna karo ki padhne wala sharm se SMS karne ko tayar ho j...

Aapko miss karna roj ki baat hai Yaa karna aadat ki baat hai Aapse dur rehna kismat ki baat hai but aapko jhelna bade himmat ki baat hai

Chand ko gurur hai Ki uske paas noor hai To kua? Mujhe bhi gurur hai Ki mera friend bhi langur hai…

Signboard outside a Pathology Clinic: For you it may be your urine and stool But for us it is our bread and butter

A man was touching a lady in crowded bus… Lady turns and says: Bhai Sahab aap acha nahi kar rahe hain… Man replies: Sorry par itni bheed mei...